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I Want What She's Having! |
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Friday, 05 February 2010 13:21 |
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Lunch lady: “What do you want?”
Confused sophmore: “Uh, uh, uh…”
Lunch lady: “Sorry, we’re all out of that.”
Simley High School Cafeteria, Minnesota (USA)
Overheard by dude1818
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And Here I Thought Education Was Missing So Much |
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Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:20 |
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Male substitute teacher to high school class: You can cheat in class and you can drink at home or at parties. Just don’t get caught.
Simley High School, Minnesota (USA)
Overheard by Happy Student.
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Aim For More Than A Passing Mark |
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Saturday, 30 January 2010 02:07 |
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Girl studying for exam: Hinduism, I'm gonna rape you up the ass.
University of Toronto Scarborough Library , Canada
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Well, this IS the "La Prima" |
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Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:55 |
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La Prima Coffee, Wean Hall, CMU.
A man in his 50s approaches the counter:
Man: [points to pastry] "How much does that cost?"
Barista: "One seveny-five."
Man: [shocked] "One hundred seventy-five dollars?!"
Barista: "No, it’s—"
[Man runs away before she can explain.]
Carnegie Mellon University, Pennsylvania (USA)
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That'll Teach Em |
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Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:14 |
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While waiting to board a flight... Announcement: "Please keep your children with you at all times. Otherwise they may be removed and destroyed." Made me smile - and kids cling to their parents' legs... Stansted Airport, UK Overheard by Kai
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Diet Coke Costs Extra If You're From North Campus |
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Monday, 25 January 2010 14:09 |
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Sorostitute: What does "exact change only" mean? (Puts $1 into a $0.65 Coke machine) University of Georgia, USA Overheard by Ben
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Child Abuse Is My Anti-Drug |
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Sunday, 24 January 2010 01:56 |
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Mom to 10-year-old son after he shakes sandy blanket in her face: You little fucker. I am going to fucking drown you in the ocean!
Florida, USA
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Can You Blame Her? Her Mommy Wasn't Exactly Creative, Either |
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Saturday, 23 January 2010 10:31 |
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Paris Hilton: I want to have two children -- a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
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They’ll Pay More If You Throw In A Toaster Oven. |
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Friday, 16 October 2009 11:46 |
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Mother to child in cart: Stop that before I sell you on the black market!
Older child: You wouldn’t do that.
Mother: Yeah, I wouldn’t get much.
Cub Foods on University Minneapolis, USA
Overheard by I wonder how much I would fetch…
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Same Way They Raise Brainless... Never Mind |
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 13:07 |
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Mother: We're having boneless chicken for dinner.
Daughter: How do they raise boneless chickens?
Overheard by Linda San Francisco, USA
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Photography 101 |
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Wednesday, 09 September 2009 12:02 |
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Client on speaker: I need one of those lights that you put on the camera, and a metal thing, and also the curly thing.
Rental Department: So you need a flash, a stroboframe bracket and the off-camera cord?
Client on speaker: Yeah, sure, I guess. Oh, and do you have one of these things that see the light?
Rental Department: A flash meter you mean?
Client on speaker: Sure, I guess.
Rental Department: Sir, are you the photographer?
Client on speaker: Yes, why?
Chicago, Illinois (USA)
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Nice Try, Dude |
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Monday, 07 September 2009 12:21 |
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BMW Dealership, Centre and Morewood, Shadyside.
A woman is on foot, cutting through the dealership to get to the bus stop: Salesman, to Woman: You know, walking’s no good for you.
[Woman pauses to give the salesman a funny look, then continues walking.]
Salesman, yelling after Woman: It’s not good for you! You should buy a car! Pittsburgh, USA Submitted by Pharout
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Dad: You Know Honey, He's Got A Point |
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Saturday, 05 September 2009 12:18 |
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Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband -- one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife -- a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida (USA)
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If They're Lucky! |
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Friday, 04 September 2009 11:50 |
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Teacher: How did children used to be punished?
Kid #1: Spanking.
Teacher: Good. How are children punished now?
Kid #2: A whoopin’!
Minneapolis, USA
Overheard by my sistah.
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Future Politician At Future High School Game |
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Wednesday, 02 September 2009 12:32 |
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Kid 1: Hey, you have a dollar?
Kid 2: Yeah.
Kid 3: Can I give you thirty cents for that dollar? San Francisco, USA
Overheard by Anna
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